assassinationtipsforladies:

nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012:

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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lacteaway:

spneestifocusgroup:

Yes yes we did😎

gunsandfireandshit:

jucheguevara:

bottombinch:

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen.

Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

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actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

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funnytwittertweets:

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headspace-hotel:

taldoren:

camcron:

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

hey this article is really fucking good 

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ex0skeletal-undead:

ex0skeletal-undead:

sometimes I will find myself thinking of

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oughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(photo by alexis_orion)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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